A Pii Pii Wii Must Have
Just when you think you’ve seen it all. Check out this exclusive Wii game from ThinkGeek. It’s called Super PiiPii Brothers.
Exerpt: The play mechanics are simple. Prepare yourself by strapping on the included belt harness and jacking in your Wiimote. A series of toilets are presented on screen and the challenge is to tilt your body to control a never-ending stream of pee. Get as much pee in the toilets as you can while spilling as little on the floor as possible. Sounds easy eh? Well the toilets open and close whack-a-mole style and occasionally the stray cat or other cute critter pops up. Spray a cat for extra points. Get too much pee on the ground and your game is over. With realistic fluid dynamics for the pee and over 100 different bathrooms from bars and palaces to automatic Japanese style toilets you’ll be entertained for hours. And wait until your friends see the multi-player mode with dueling pee streams…
Oooo, dueling pee streams – I have GOT to have this! But um, is there a price discount if you already have your own strap on? OOPS, did I say that out loud?
Okay – so is this a WiFi game? Can we play peeps from around the world and have pee contests?
As unusual as is this – I find myself wanting to HAVE this – just because.